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BODYPUMP secret

“Great! See you this afternoon!”

I overhear my wife tell her mother before setting her iPhone down.

She looks at me, smiling a little too warmly.

“Dad’s going to watch the kids, so you can come with us.”

For over six months Joy and her mom have attended this “class.” I’ve never quite understand what it is, but they seem very eager for me to join. I’ve also noticed a change in their demeanor that’s hard to describe. Something seems different and I can’t put my finger on it. Neither of them are overly impressionable, but I have a sneaking suspicion they’ve innocently been taken in by a cult-type group.

The kids were my last excuse, so it appears today is D-day. I’ll see for myself just what this thing is and hopefully not get caught up in the weirdness myself.

“Okay.” I reply.
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shark-tank

I recently had the privilege of presenting a business idea to the investors at Shark Tank.

Below is a transcript of my pitch.

Hi Sharks, I’m Jeremy Secrest and I’m seeking a $25,000 investment for a 15% stake in my company.

With present company excluded, how many people do you know who dislike their job? Job dissatisfaction is at an astronomical level, with a staggering 81% of employees listed as not “satisfied” with their job, according to a recent survey.

Job dissatisfaction leads to stress, fatigue and mental illness. It’s one of the most widespread conditions in developed nations.

Until now.

With my new product, you’ll be able to leave the 9-5, the stress, and the fatigue behind while maintaining that same steady paycheck and same benefits from your current company. Who knew sleeping in, checking Twitter and making breakfast quesadillas could pay so well?

What’s this new product?

A ROBOT THAT GOES TO WORK FOR YOU®!
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